What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 04:57
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Sonic Racing CrossWorlds Is a Kart Racing Spectacle That Celebrates Sega’s History - IGN
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Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Massive Asteroid Bigger Than the Empire State Building is Racing Toward Earth - The Daily Galaxy
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Risk Of Dengue Fever Is Just Another Reason Cruises Suck - Jalopnik
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
The Smallest Dinosaur Ever Discovered Was Just… - The Daily Galaxy
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
How can I fall asleep fast at night?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
What is your secret to glowing skin?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Weekend Box Office: LILO & STITCH KO’s KARATE KID LEGENDS - boxofficepro.com
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Pixar Announces ‘Gatto,’ New Original Feature From Enrico Casarosa - Cartoon Brew
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
GM has another affordable EV in the works and it’s not the next-gen Chevy Bolt - Electrek
Just Forget it!
No way
Next, they tried...
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to